Little Johnny in Sunday School
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Loading ...One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the children where Jesus lives. The teacher called on one of the kids who replied, “Jesus lives in my heart.”
“Very good.” said the teacher.
She calls on another kid.
“Jesus lives in Heaven.”
“Very good,” said the teacher.
Little Johnny is in the back of the room waving his hand to be called on. The teacher didn’t want to call on Johnny, but does anyway.
“Jesus lives in the bathroom,” says Johnny.
After a moment, the teacher asks Johnny why he thinks that Jesus lives in the bathroom.
Johnny replies, “Every morning when my dad gets up he bangs on the bathroom door and asks, ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?’”