Little Johnny Knows The Awful Truth
In school, Little Johnny was told by his classmate that every adult had a dark deep secret and it was easy to blackmail them by just saying, “I know the whole truth.” So, when Little Johnny got home after school, he went straight to his mother and told her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother turned pale and gave Little Johnny $20.00 telling him not to tell his father. Pleased with his new caper, Little Johnny waited for his father to come home from work. When his father came home, Little Johnny told him, “I know the whole truth.” His father quickly took $50.00 from his wallet and gave this to Little Johnny telling him not to tell his mother. Little Johnny was doubly pleased.
The next day, as Little Johnny was leaving for school, he saw the mailman stuffing letters into the mailbox. He then approached the mailman and told him, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman dropped his mailbag, became teary-eyed, opened his arms and said, “Come give your DADDY a big hug, my son!”