Little Johnny learns construction
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Loading ...One day little Johnny came home from school and saw that a new house was being built down the block. His mom told him he could go watch if he promised to be very careful and stay out of the way.
When he got back, he was very excited and told his mom he learned something new. “Take one end of this piece of string and go to the other end of the room.” After she did this, he tried to line her up, “Cunt hair left, no, now a cunt hair right…”
His mom was shocked. “Johnny, I told you you’d get a whipping if you used that kind of language, now go out back and get me a switch.”
Johnny replied, “Fuck the switch, Mom. That’s the electrician’s job.”