Little Johnny looks around…..

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One day, Little Johnny’s dad feels real horny. But as Little Johnny is around he cannot do anything.

So, he says to Little Johnny, “Go & stand on the roof, look around & tell me what other kids are doing.”

Little Johnny complies. Meanwhile his dad starts having sex with Little Johnny’s mother.

Dad:”Little Johnny, what is Toni doing?”

Little Johnny:”Dad, she is playing with her dolls.”

D:”What is Bobby doing?”

L J:”He’s flying a kite.”

D:And what is Sam doing?”

L J:”His mother is being fucked.”

Startled, Little Johnny’s Dad asks, “How do you know ?”

L J:”Because Sam is also standing on the roof, looking around & answering stupid questions.”

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