Little Johnny meets new baby
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Loading ...Little Johnny’s next door neighbors had recently had a baby. Due to complications, the baby was born without ears. Little Johnny’s parents decided to go and see the new baby one day. Johnny’s father explained to him about the baby and told Johnny not to make the slightest hint about the baby’s ears. Johnny agreed and said that he would be on his best behavior and say nothing about the baby’s ears.
Johnny and his family went to the baby’s house and were invited in by the baby’s parents. They went in and sat down and Johnny started to talk to the baby’s mother.
“He’s a beautiful baby” Johnny said. “He has such pretty eyes. Did the doctor say he could see fine?”
“Yes, he has 20/20 vision” the mother replied.
“Well that’s a damn good thing” Johnny said, “because he sure as hell can’t wear glasses!”