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Loading ...The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”
Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!”
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we
are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody
have an example of a multi-syllable word?”
Little Johnny waves his hand, “Me, miss, me, me!”
Teacher says “All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-
syllable word?”
Little Johnny says “Mas-tur-bate.”
Teacher smiles and says “Wow, little Johnny, that’s a mouthful.”
Little Johnny says “No, miss, you’re thinking of a blowjob. I’m talking about a wank.”
