Little Johnny Versus The Streetwalkers

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On his way home from school, Little Johnny always passed by a street corner where a group of prostitutes would be standing around. These streetwalkers would smile and wave their pinkies at Little Johnny while greeting him, “Hello there, cute little boy!” This went on for several days until Little Johnny decided to confront the prostitutes. He asked, “Why do you keep waving your pinkies at me?”

The prostitutes laughed out loud and one of them said, “Oh, we were just referring to the size of your dick! But we are just having fun!” Another one concurred, “Just joking!”

“Oh I see,” said Little Johnny. As he walked away from the group, he then stopped, turned around and placed both his hands into his mouth stretching it as wide as possible. Then Little Johnny said, “See ya tomorrow, ladies!”

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