Little Johnny’s Drawing

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Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the
class to play a game where one student starts
drawing on the board, then one by one others add to it.

She decides not to start with Johnny,
because he is so naughty and always has some “unusual” picture in mind.

So she starts with Jane.
Jane: “This is our House”

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The teacher: “Good, Jane!” and asks Peter to draw next:

Peter: “This is our House door”

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The teacher: “Very good, Peter” and calls Mary:

Mary: “This is our house roof”

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The teacher: “Very nice, Mary” and calls on Stevie:

Stevie: “And this is the sun over the house.”

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The teacher: “very nice, Stevie” and thinks, there is
not much damage that Johnny can do with this picture and asks Johnny to come to the board.

Johnny: “And this is my dad, trying to pick up the
soap when he dropped it in the shower.
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