Little Johnny’s First Shower
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Loading ...Little Johnny was getting ready for his bath one night, when he asked his mom if he could take a shower like the grown-ups do.
“Alright,” his mom said, “but I’ve got to take it with you, cause you’re too little.”
In the shower, Little Johnny pointed to his mother’s chest and said,”What are those, mommy?”
“These are my headlights, Johnny.”
“Then what is that?” he said pointing down there.
“That’s the grass,” said his mother.
Johnny thought nothing of it. The next day, it was his father’s turn to give Johnny his bath. Again, Johnny asked for a shower, and this time, his father had to take it with him.
“What’s that?” Johnny asked, pointing to his father’s crotch.
“That’s a snake,” said his father.
Johnny thought nothing of it.
A couple of days passed, and one night, Johnny had a nightmare. He asked if he could sleep with his parents, and they agreed.
Johnny woke up again later, and started screaming, “MOM! Turn your headlights on! There’s a snake in the grass!”