Little Johnny’s Mom
Little Johnny was walking past his mother’s bedroom one day. He looked in. She was rubbing her chest, and saying, “I need a man, I need a man.”
The next day, Johnny walked by his mother’s room again, and again, she was rubbing her chest and saying, “I need a man, I need a man.”
The day after that, Johnny walked by his mother’s room, and she was in there with a man! Excitedly, Johnny ran to his room, started rubbing his chest, and saying, “I need a bicycle, I need a bicycle.”