Little Johnny’s Mum
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Loading ...A teacher is talking to her class full of infants. “If your mother was a bird, what sort would she be?” she asks the children.
The first child says, “If my mummy was a bird, she’d be a dove.”
“That’s nice,” said the teacher, “why’s that?”
“Because she’s beautiful and pure and reminds me of a dove,” says the little boy.
“If my mummy was a bird, she’d be a stork,” says the second boy.
“Oh and why’s that?” says the teacher.
“Because she’s tall and elegant and reminds me of a stork,” says the boy.
“If my mummy was a bird she’d be a thrush,” says Little Johnny.
“Why’s that?” says the teacher.
“Because she’s an irritating cunt!”