Little Jonnie’s summer
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Loading ...After summer Little Jonnie started back to school in the third grade. The teacher told the class that it was time to talk grown-up and to stop talking baby talk. She then told the class that she wanted them to tell what they did on summer vacation.
The first student got up and said that she went to Nana’s house over the summer. The teacher told her to say grandmother’s and not Nana’s because Nana’s was baby talk and she needed to talk grown-up.
The next student said that he went on a choo choo this summer. The teacher told the student it was a train, not a choo choo. Choo choo was baby talk.
She then called on Little Jonnie to speak. Little Jonnie said he read his first book over the summer. The teacher complimented Little Jonnie on his grown-up talk and asked him what the name of the book was.
Little Jonnie said, “It was called Winnie The Shit.”