A guy walks into a bar, followed by 10 beautiful blondes, who are very affectionate to him. He orders a round of drinks for everyone in the place, pays for it, and tells the bartender to keep the change. All of a sudden, a little man, one foot tall, jumps out of the guy’s shirt pocket, and runs around the bar, kicking over drinks, peeing in the pretzel bowls, and calling the other customers names.

The bartender looks at the man, and asks him, “What’s going on? You come into my bar with 10 beautiful blondes, buy everyone a drink, then a one-foot-tall guy jumps out of your pocket and is rude and abusive to my customers? What’s up with that?”

The guy replies, “Well, I found a lamp on the street, but it was dirty, so I tried to clean it by rubbing it. A genie came out, and granted me 3 wishes. So I asked for 10 beautiful blondes, a million dollars in cash, and a 12-inch prick.”

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Rodney walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots–one for me and one for my best buddy here.”

The bartender says, “You want both drinks now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour this?”

Rodney says, “Oh, I want them both now. I’ve got my best buddy in my pocket here.” With that, he pulls out a little three-inch man from his pocket.

The bartender says, “Wow! And you mean to say he can drink that much?”

“Oh, sure. He can drink it all and then some,” the man retorted. So the bartender poured the two shots. Sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up.

“That’s amazing!” says the bartender. “What else can he do? Can he walk?”

Rodney flicks a penny down to the end of the bar and says, “Hey, Al, go get that penny!” The little guy runs down to the end of the bar, picks up the penny, and hauls it back down and gives it to Rodney.

The bartender is totally amazed by this display. “That’s amazing,” he says. “What else can he do? Does he talk?”

Rodney looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise in his eye and squawks, “Talk? Sure, he talks!
Hey, Al, tell him about that time we were down in Africa on safari and you insulted that witch doctor!”

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