Little Old Lady goes Shopping
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Loading ...A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the checkout counter, where she told the checkout girl, “Nothing but the best for my little kitten.”
The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for a cat.”
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.
The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies — one for each day of Christmas.
The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food.
Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her dog. She was then given the dog cookies.
The next day she brought in a box with a small hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.” The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her, so the cashier cautiously put her finger into the box.
“Now pull it out and tell me what it looks and smells like!” said the little old lady.
A disgusted look came over the cashier’s face as she said, “It looks and smells like …”
The little old lady grinned from ear to ear and said, “NOW can I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?”
