Little Sailor Boy

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The Little Boy And The Sailor

In a restaurant between San Diego and Camp Pendleton, a young boy was playing in the restroom sink when a sailor came in.

“Wow Mister!” said the boy, “Are you a REAL sailor?”

“Yes I am! Why, would you like to wear my hat?” replied the sailor.

“Neato! Thanks mister!” said the boy, donning the hat and continuing to play in the sink.

Shortly after the sailor entered a stall, a Marine came in.

“Wow Mister!” said the boy, “Are you a REAL Marine?”

“Yes, I am kid. Why, do you want to suck my dick?” replied the Marine.

“Oh gosh no mister! I’m not a REAL sailor, I’m just wearing the hat!”

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