Liver and Cheese
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a great-looking Golden Retriever female comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.”
So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.”
The Golden Retriever says, “That’s not good enough.”
The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.”
The Golden Retriever says, “That’s not creative enough.”
Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone…..cheese mine.”