Locked Out Again
One afternoon I rushed out of the house, forgetting my keys, and found myself locked out. There was nothing I could do but wait for my husband to come home. I went over to a neighbor, who was outside raking leaves.
“You locked yourself out?” he asked.
“Yeah, and this is the second time I’ve done that since we moved in. After the first time, we took an extra key and put it in a jar, then stuck it in a potted plant on the deck.
“So what’s the problem?”
“I took the plants in for the winter.”