Lost Baggage

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Passenger to Airline Ticket Agent: I want my brown suitcase sent to Los Angeles, my green suitcase sent to Kansas City, and my tan suitcase sent to New Orleans.

Ticket Agent: I’m sorry, sir; this flight is to Nashville. We can’t do that.

Passenger: Why not ? You did it last time.

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