Lost my Wife
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Loading ...A middle-aged man is out on a date with a lovely young lady. At the restaurant where they sat having dinner, the young lady asked him. “Have you ever been married?
The man says, “Well, yes I was. But, I lost my wife a long time ago.”
“How did she die?” asked the young lady.
The man replied, “She was eaten by a huge 200 lb pitbull. It’s her own fault, though. She should’ve known how dangerous it was. Why, one day it swallowed her cat whole!”
“How sad,” the young lady answered. “You must miss having her around.”
“Hell no,” said the man, “I don’t miss that bitch, I dumped her ass after she let a dog eat her pussy!”
