Lost Penguin

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A penguin had been out hunting for food for quite some time and finally returned to the rookery where there were several thousand other penguins. He climbed out of the cold water absolutely shagged and sat quietly recovering for a few minutes. Then he turned to another penguin who was near him and gasped, “Excuse me, but can you help me find my wife?”

“Sure,” replied the stranger, “What does she look like?”

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