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Loading ...your mom is so fat…she went to Sizzler’s and got a group discount.
your mom is so fat…her belt size is equator.
your mom is so fat…she was baptised in the pacific ocean.
your mom is so stupid, she told me she tripped over a cordless phone.
your mom is so old, she walked by an antiqe shop and they put a price tag on her.
your mom is so old…she knew god.
your mom is so fat, she sat on a penny and murdured abe.
your mom is so fat…god yelled,”LET THERE BE LIGHT!!”
your mom is so stupid, she told me she stole free cheese.
your mom is so stupid, she told me she got hit by a parked car.
your mom is so fat, when I walked 360 degrees around her, it was my birthday.
your mom is so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said, “Who turned off the heater?!”
your mom is so fat, she wore blue and everyone thought she was the goodyear blimp.
your mom is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
your mom is so skinny, she swallowed a bb and everyone thought she was pregnat.
your mom is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
your mom is so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl.
your mom is so stupid, someone said it was chilly out side, and she jumped outside and brought a bowl.
your mom is so fat, when she weighed herself on the scale, the scale said to be continued.
your mom is so fat, she farted one day and it came out the next week.
your mom is so fat, she sat on a dollar and four quarters popped out.
your mom is so fat…she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
your mom is so stupid, she put a ruler by her bed to see how long she slept.
your mom is so tall, when she did a cart-wheel, she kicked god.
your mom is so fat, the back of her head looks like a pack of hot dogs.
your mom is so stupid, she got locked in at the supermarket and starved to death.
your mom is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back.
your mom is so fat, when she wanted to take a picture at the hollywood sign, the sign said “H D”.
your mom is so stupid, she wanted a refund because her donut had a hole in it.
your mom is so fat…she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
your mom is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job.
your mom is so fat, when she wore high-heels and struck oil.