(3 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ...This guy comes home from work and runs up the stairs yelling honey pack your bags i just hit the lotto.
She’s all excited and says well should i pack for the ocean or should i pack for the mountains?
He says i dont give a shit just pack your bags and get the fuck out.
(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number. The blonde says, “I want my $20 million.”
The man replied, “No, mam. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”
The blonde said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day andthe rest during the next 19 years.
The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!”
