LOVE Dress
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Loading ...Two days after her daughter Mary’s marriage to Tom, Mrs. Robinson decided to pay Mary a visit to see how the newly-weds were doing. When she knocked on the door to Mary’s apartment unit, Mrs. Robinson was so shocked to see her daughter opening the door in her birthday suit that she demanded, “What are you doing walking around the house naked, Mary?”
Mary replied, “Oh Mom! This is my LOVE dress. This drives Tom crazy with desire!”
“Well, I will just have to come back next week after the honeymoon’s over.”
So the next week, Mrs. Robinson went to see her daughter Mary. After she knocked on the door, the door was opened by Mary who was again stark naked. Mrs. Robinson was again so shocked that she asked, “Mary, what’s the meaning of this?”
Mary replied, “Can’t you see this is my LOVE dress? This keeps my marriage still hot and spicy!”
“Oh dear. I’ll just go home now. Just call me when you need anything.”
When Mrs. Robinson returned home, she got to thinking what Mary had said. So that afternoon when Mr. Robinson came home from work, he was struck speechless to see Mrs. Robinson greet him wearing nothing at all.
Seeing her husband’s bewildered expression, Mrs. Robinson smiled and said, “Honey, this is my LOVE dress. What do you think?”
Taking a deep breath, Mr. Robinson said tentatively, “Ahhh, I think, umm, you should, ahh, have it ironed first.”
