Make That To Go!

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads :

Cheese sandwich $1.50
Chicken sandwich $2.50
Hand Job $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile. “Can I help you?”

“I was wondering,” whispers the man. “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”

“Yes indeed I am!” she purrs.

The man says, “Well, wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich.”

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