Males Strike Back!!!!!!!!!!!
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Loading ...**How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open by the time she brings it!
**Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you!
**Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
**How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”.
**How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There’s a clock on the oven!
**Why do men pass more gas than women?
Because a woman won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure!
**IF your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the fffront door,who do you let in first?
The dog of corse…..at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!
**All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart!
**What’s worse than a male chauvanist pig?
A woman that won’t do what she’s told!
**What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant!
**I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always!
**I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her!
**What do you call a woman who has lost 90% of her intelligence?
Divorced!
**Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same!
**Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%:
Wedding cake!
