Man On Beach
A man with no arms and no legs is sitting on a beach when these three beautful women walk past and notice him.
One of the beautiful women felt so sorry for him and askes, “have you ever been hugged?” The man replied, “no” and the beautful woman bent over and gave him a hug.
Then the second girl askes, ” have you never been kissed?” The man begins getting really exicited and replys, “No, never!” and the girl bent over and gave him a kiss.
Lastely, the third girl askes, “have you ever been fucked?”
The man got really excited and replys, “No, never, ever!”
The girl replys, “You’re about to be, the tide’s coming in.”