map of the middle east

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The little old man rubs the lamp and the genie appears. The little old man unrolls a map and says “see this map? It’s the Middle East. My wish is that all the people in all the countries on this map could live in peace forever.”

The genie says, “No way can I do that. It’s too much for me. You got another wish?”

The little old man says, “Well, in that case maybe you could fix it so my wife Sadie maybe once in a while she could give me a blow job.”

The genie says, “Lemme see that map again.”

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