March 31st
A boy was born blind and all he ever wanted was to be able to see. When he was about 8 yers old he told his mother of his wish.
“Well son, this is your lucky day. Today is the last day of March and if you pray REALLY hard all night long then God will answer your prayer.”
So that night the boy went to bed extra early and he prayed until he fell asleep. He awoke halfway through the night and started praying again.
The next morning when he woke up he called for his mother.
“What is it son?” she asked.
“I prayed all night long and I still can’t see!”
“APRIL FOOLS!!!!”