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Loading ...Did you hear, Monica Lewinsky is going to marry the unibomber?
Her new name will be, Monica Lewinsky -Kuzinsky……
It’s a mouthful…….
but she can handle it.
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Marriage
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I just wish I could’ve gotten a reciept with my marriage certificate …then I could’ve taken her back like a pair of pants.
Yeah she’s the right style but just a little loose in the crotch area..
Marriage
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
2. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
3. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
4. A man was complaining to a friend: “I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; Then, Pow! it was all gone!” “What happened?” asked the friend. “My wife found out…”
5. Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
6. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
7. A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The man responds, “I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!”
8. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!
9. I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months–I don’t like to interrupt her.
10. A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
11. If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose which to save, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
12. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished