Married Twenty-Five Years
This guy was walking down the fairway toward the green when he spots a funeral procession passing by.
He stops and takes his hat off,bows his head,meditates for a few minutes and continues walking toward the green.
When he gets there, the foursome in front stops him to say that his jesture on the fairway was one of the most compasionate things they ever saw.He told them it was the least he could do seeing how he was married to her for 25 years.