Martoonie
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Loading ...A lady who had already had several drinks, walks into a bar, slumps on the bar and asks the bartender for a “martoonie wid a pickle in it”. The bartender somewhat amused by her request, fixes her a martini and places an olive in it.
As soon as the bartender places the drink in front of the lady, she picks up the glass, downs the drink, slams the glass on the bar and says “Bartender, gimme anoder martoonie wid a pickle in it”.
The bartender, this time not so amused, fixes a martini with an olive in it and again places the drink on the bar in front of the woman. And as before, she picks up the glass and downs the drink.
She then puts the glass on the bar and says “bartender, gimmie anoder martoonie, but this time leave the pickle out, they give me heartburn”.
By this time the bartender has had enough of this customer and says to the lady, “First, it’s not a martoonie, it’s a martini. Second, it’s not a pickle that goes in the martini, it’s an olive. And lastly, the olives did not give you heartburn, your breast is in the ashtray”.
