May I See Your Ticket?

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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, “Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub.”

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