Me tell time
There was a cowboy riding in a desert, he came across a Indian laying in the desert, naked.
He asked the Indian what he was doing. The Indian said, “Me tell time.”
The cowboy aked what time it was, the Indian said 4:00. The cowboy said, “You are right.” The cowboy got back on the horse and started riding again.
Soon the cowboy came across another Indian doing the same thing. He asked what he was doing. He said, “Me tell time.”
The cowboy asked what time it was, the Indian said 5:00. The cowboy said, “You are right.” Then he got back on his horse and started riding.
Then he came across another Indian doing the same, but he was jacking-off. The cowboy asked what he was doing. The
Indian said “Me wind clock”.