Meals on Wheels
One day, an elderly cat dies.
When he goes up to Heaven and meets God, God says to him “Dear sweet sweet cat, you have been such a faithful to your owner, and he has been so curel to you.
Is there anything that I can give to you?” And the cat replies, “All my life, I had to sleep on some old cold rags. Could you give me a nice warm blanket?” God gives him a blanket and the cat leaves.
About a week later, ten mice die and when they meet God, they ask him for rollar skates, since they had kids chase them on rollar skates.
God grants their wish and they went off.
A couple weeks later, God meets up with the cat and says, “So how is your life going in Heaven?” The cat replies, “Great! In fact, those meals on wheels you have been sending me are great!”