MEANEST ANIMAL ON EARTH
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Loading ...Three men were arguing which animal was the meanest.
The first said, “A lion was meanest with big claws and teeth it could tear a person up in a second.”
The second man said, “No, it has to be a rhinocerous with that big horn and thick hide it could tear a house down in a minute.”
The third man said, “No, the meanest animal on earth is a crocagator.”
The other two said, “What the hell is a crocagator. ”
HE said, “It has a crocadiles head and front legs on one end and an alligators head and front legs on the other end.”
They said, “That can’t be right, how does shit.”
He said, “It can’t,that’s reason it’s so damn mean.”