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Loading ...An Israeli doctor said, “In Israel, medicine is so advanced, we can replace a man’s kidney and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
The German doctor said, “That’s nothing. In Germany, we can replace a man’s lung and have him looking for work in four weeks.”
The Russian doctor exclaimed, “Pah! In Russia, we can take half a heart from one man, put it in another man, and have both of them looking for work in two weeks.”
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, “That’s nothing. In America, we’re about to take an asshole from Texas, put him in the White House, and the next day half the country will be looking for work!”
