Medical Miracles Have Limitations
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Loading ...A man working at a lumber yard is pushing a saw through a tree when he accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room of a nearby hospital, where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, “Yikes! Well, give me the fingers, and I’ll see what I can do.”
“I haven’t got the fingers,” the man said.
The doctor says, “What! Do you mean you didn’t bring them with you? This is the age of medical advances. We’ve got microsurgery and all sorts of incredible techniques! Why didn’t you bring me the fingers?”
“Well, heck, Doctor! I tried, but I couldn’t pick up my fingers with no fingers!”