What do men and parking spaces have in common?

The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicap.

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Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?

A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

We don’t know, because it has never happened.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?

They all already have boyfriends.

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How many men does it take to do a womens job?

500, to get enough brain power to go around.

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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

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