Men at Work

For the last 15 years Phil and Dave have car-pooled together and had lunch together and never have missed a day. One day Dave was waiting outside on the bench for Phil for lunch and Phil nevers shows up. This was not a good sign but Dave said he would wait until after work because maybe something had come up at the last minute.

So after work Dave met Phil at the car and asked him, “Where were you today at lunch?”

Phil said, “I had to go to the restroom and when I got there I pulled a muscle.”

Dave replied, “I don’t understand why were you gone for thirty minutes?”

Phil’s reply : “I had to pull it 175 times.”

This joke is filed under Religious.