men & pantyhose
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
–> They either run, cling, or don’t fit well in the crotch.
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
–> They either run, cling, or don’t fit well in the crotch.
Q. What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A. They either cling, run or don’t fit right in the crotch!
Q. Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”