Midget in a bar
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Loading ...Midget walks into a bar, throws a five dollar bill on the table and says to the bartender, “Give me a five dollar shot of your best whiskey! And who’s the toughest son of a bitch in this bar tonight?”
The bartender pours the midget a nice healthy shot of Crown Royal and says, “Well, I’d say the large fellow at the end of the bar is the toughest son of a bitch in this bar tonight.”
Well the midget drinks down his shot, walks to the end of the bar and hits the big fellow across the jaw, knocks him out and walks out of the bar.
The next night the same midget walks into the bar, throws down a five dollar bill and says to the bartender, “Give me a five dollar shot of your best whiskey! And who’s the toughest son of bitch in this bar tonight?”
Well the bartender pours him his shot and says, “I’d say that big old bad redneck sitting in that table over there is the toughest son of a bitch in this bar tonight.”
The midget drinks down his shot, walks to the man at the table, hits him across the jaw knocking him out and walks out of the bar.
Well the bartender is getting quite pissed off at this time about having this little midget running business out of his bar. So, the next day the bartender goes down to the county Zoo and rents out a big fucking African Gorilla, and hides him in the bathroom. Sure as shit, that same midget walks into the bar that night, throws down his five dollar bill and says, “Give me a five dollar shot of your best whiskey! And who’s the toughest son of a bitch in this bar tonight.”
Well the bartender pours him his shot and says, “You know, there really ain’t anybody in here tonight that tough, but I here the guy in the bathroom is the baddest son of a bitch to ever walk the earth.”
The midget drinks down his shot, walks into the bathroom slams the door shut and ruckus began, with thunder and lightning coming out from under the door.
All of a sudden it gets quiet, the midget walks out of the bathroom, slams the door shut and walks towards the bartender, while brushing fur off of his body.
He says to the bartender, “Hey bartender, tell the negro in the bathroom when he wakes up, his fur coat’s in the trash.”