Midget in a Public Bathroom
One day, a man was taking a piss in a public bathroom when this midget comes walking in.
The midget comes next to the man with a ladder and sets it up beside the man and climbs up. By this time, the man is a little curious.
The midget then looks up and says, “Wow sir, those are nice balls, can I touch em?” The man both confused and flattered replies “OK.”
The midget then takes a firm grasp and says, “Gimme your wallet or I’ll jump.”