Midget in a Public Bathroom

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One day, a man was taking a piss in a public bathroom when this midget comes walking in.

The midget comes next to the man with a ladder and sets it up beside the man and climbs up. By this time, the man is a little curious.

The midget then looks up and says, “Wow sir, those are nice balls, can I touch em?” The man both confused and flattered replies “OK.”

The midget then takes a firm grasp and says, “Gimme your wallet or I’ll jump.”

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