Milk does a Body Good!!
There was once a little boy who worked for a farmer as a field hand. One night the farmer told the little boy to wake bright and early to fetch some milk for his family’s breakfast. Early the next morning the boy head out to the field to milk the cows before the farmer awoke.
Time went by and time went by, it was getting very close to noon, when the little boy finally walked in with his bucket.
The farmer snatched the bucket and saw that the bucket wasn’t even half full. Enraged, the farmer screamed, “You’ve been gone all morning and this is all the milk you brought back?”
The boy apologized and tried to explain that he worked real hard, but that is all the milk the cow gave. The farmer asked which one of the cows he milked.
So the boy walks to the window and points to this cow sitting on the hill, and says, “That one, Sir.”
The farmer says, “Boy, that’s not a cow, that’s a bull.”