Miserly Gift

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A very miserly man entered an antique store looking for a gift for a friend.

Everything was too expensive, except for a broken glass vase which he could purchase for almost nothing.

He asked the store to send it directly to his friend, hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit.

In due time, the man received a thank you card from his friend.

“Thanks for the vase,” it read. “It was so thoughtful of you to wrap each piece separately.”

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