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Miss Piggy

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Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?

A: Because once she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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    Q. Why does Miss Piggy take a shower in honey?

    A. Because Kermit likes sweet ‘n’ sour pork!

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