Missing husband
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Loading ...A woman awoke during the middle of the night to find her husband missing from the bed. She thought it was strange because he never got up during the middle of the night.
Soon about 20 minutes went by and he still hadn’t returned. Somewhat worried she went looking for him. He wasn’t in the bathroom so she went downstairs.
He wasn’t in the TV room or the kitchen getting something to eat. Becoming more worried she noticed the basement door open and the light on.
As she opened the door she could hear someone crying downstairs. It was her husband sitting on a chair crying his eyes out.
When she asked why, he refused to tell. She asked if it was an illness, loss of his job, or another woman.
He said no and that he couldn’t tell her why. He finally agreed to tell her what was bothering him. He said “Do you remember when we started dating 20 years ago?”
“Yes,” she replied.
“And do you remember when I soon got you pregnant?”
“Yes,” she again replied.
“And do you remember when you father gave me a choice of either going to jail or to marry you”
“Of course,” she replied. “Well today I would have been a free man!”