Missing Nametag

A private and the rest of the soldiers were putting on their uniforms for inspection by the general. The private and a friend of his got in file and waited their turn to be inspected. The private looks over and notices his friend’s nametag missing, but doesn’t say anything. Well as the general passes the private, his friend, and about two other people, the general abruptly halts, turns around and goes to the private’s friend and says: “Private, where is your nametag?”

At this the private’s friend responds: “Well sir, I memorized and felt no further use for it, so I threw away sir.”

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