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*Why do Bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words.

*Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.

*What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A Woolly Jumper.

*Why do birds fly south in autumn?
Because it is too far to walk.

*What is yellow and very dangerous?
Sharkinfested custard.

*What has an eye and doesn’t cry?
A needle.

* When does Thursday come before Wednesday?
In a dictionary.

*What has wings and doesn’t fly?
A hotel.

*Which is faster hot or cold?
Hot is faster you can easily catch cold.

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