MMMM, Polish Sausage
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Loading ...A young man goes into a store and asks the clerk for a nice Polish sausage.
The clerk looks at him and asks, “Are you Polish?”.
The young man says “Yes I am, but if I’d asked for an Italian sausage, would you have asked if I was Italian, or if I’d asked for a German sausage, would you have asked if I was German, or if I’d asked for tacos, would you have asked if I was Mexican?”
The clerk seemed a bit embarassed. “Well, no I wouldn’t”, he replied.
“Then why would you ask me if I was Polish just because I asked for a Polish sausage?” said the man.
“Well,” said the clerk, “because this is a hardware store.”