Mommy, Mommy! Jokes
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Loading ...Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn’t eat?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven’t even finished your Grandmother yet.
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts.
Shut up and eat what’s put in front of you.
Mommy, Mommy! What’s an Oedipus complex?
Shut up and kiss me!
Mommy, Mommy! What’s for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!
Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I’ll chop off the other leg!
Mommy, Mommy! I’m sick of learning how to swim!
Shut up or I’ll flush it again!
Mommy, Mommy! Grandma’s got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!
Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?
Not today, we already dug her three times this week.
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
Shut up and eat your cornflakes!
Mommy, Mommy! What’s in those CARE packages they
send to Africa?
Shut up and get back in the box!
Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!
Shut up and comb your face!
Mommy, Mommy! What’s a werewolf?
Shut up and comb your face!
Mommy, Mommy! Whats an orgasm?
I don’t know dear, ask your father.
Mommy, Mommy! Billy won’t let go of my ear.
Billy, let go of Susie’s ear. All right Billy, give me the ear. Billy! Let go of her ear!
Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy’s guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
Mommy, Mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Shut up and help me get Gramma off the doorknob!
Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?
Shut up and keep digging.
Mommy, Mommy! I don’t like grandpa.
Well, just push him aside and eat your beans.
Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa’s going out!
Well throw some more gasoline on him then.
Mommy, Mommy! I don’t want to go to Australia.
Shut up son and keep swimming.
Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Shut up son, you’ll wake your father.
Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles.
Shut up son or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor
Mommy, Mommy! The milkmans here; have you got the money or should I go out and play?
Mommy, Mommy! Why’s everybody running?
Shut up and reload.
Mommy, Mommy! I don’t wanna visit grandma!
Shut up and keep digging.
Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and flush.
Mommy, Mommy! I don’t want hamburgs for supper!
Shut up or I’ll grind your other hand.
Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice!
Shut up and drink it before it clots.
Mommy, Mommy! What’s a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup before it clots!
Mommy, Mommy! I hate spagetti!
Shut up or I’ll pull the veins out of your other arm.
Mommy, Mommy! There’s something in daddy’s eye!
Shut up and eat around it.
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked!
Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!
Mommy, Mommy! Why are you moaning?
Shut up son, and keep licking.
Mommy, Mommy! Can I get pregnant?
Of course not dear, you are only seven years old.
OK boys, same again…
Mommy, Mommy! Why can’t we get a garburator?
Shut up and chew!
Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma’s nail.
Joey, stop it, or I am closing the coffin!
Mommy, Mommy! Can I buy a new dress?
You know it won’t fit over your iron lung.
Mommy, Mommy! Why can’t I play with the other kids?
Shut up and deal.
Mommy, Mommy! Can I brush my teeth?
Yes, now shut up and get the jar!
Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
Shut up and get away from the dart board!
Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?
Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy’s on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!
Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy’s running down the street!
Shut up and step on the gas!
Mommy, Mommy! I don’t want to see Niagara falls!
Shut up and get back in the barrel!
Mommy, Mommy! I want to play with Sheldon!
Shut up and close the coffin!
Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?
Shut up and get back in the barrel!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!
Shut up and eat your hamburger!
Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course?
Shut up and search the sand traps!
Mommy, Mommy! I’ve lost my fingers!
Shut up and eat your french fries!